Its fine to be a brat at christmas…
ME: “Oh hi boyfriend, just incase you wanted to know, ASOS have 20% off all their products today….just thought I should tell you seen as I’ve been so good this year.”
HIM: “If you carry on like this you’ll get nothing but a lump of coal!”
ME: “I was actully, of course, thinking for your mother! Besides, I’m only helping you out letting you know of these offers. It means you can get (me) more for your money!!! …I would tell you when the offer runs out too, but I don’t have that big, pink, oversized watch (as seen on asos.com) to keep track of time…”
